You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.
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Fuck a zombie!
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This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.
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