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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
cohesive proximity pull together unity
Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
dinner eat food oral-sex preference
The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour.
dressing innovation introspection melancholy philosophical
I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.
humor naughty pants safe safety
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
God Going I Inner Inside
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Asked Caught Childbirth Either Ever
