Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
cohesive proximity pull together unity
Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
dinner eat food oral-sex preference
The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour.
dressing innovation introspection melancholy philosophical
I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.
humor naughty pants safe safety
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
God Going I Inner Inside
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Faces Finally First Forget Names