If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
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After you, it's all cheap tequila.
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It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.
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That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas
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The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.
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When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila.
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