I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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When I was your age, television was called books.
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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
Demanded Everyone Instead Peace Set
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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