There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.
Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.
funny team truck Funny
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
(Keynote speech at Celebrating Inspiration luncheon with the WNBA's All-Decade Team, 2006)
power sisterhood women Inspirational
I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.
This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"
What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?
humour lgbt Perfect
In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.
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