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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Severed Stocking Ultimate
Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.
Humor
OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?
noise Death
So we went to bed, assaulted by sleep that fumed at us from medicine glasses, or was wielded from small sweet-coated tablets -- dainty bricks of dream wrapped in the silk stockings of oblivion.
Dreams
In Paris there are two dens, one for thieves, the other for murderers. The den of thieves is the Stock Exchange; the den of murderers is the Courthouse.
injustice justice poverty rich wealth
If I hired one of the stock boys to chase me around the store with a licorice whip, I'd be thin by Christmas.
weight-loss Humor
