It's chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture. The only genre film with less balls is probably... freakin' Legend. Anyone who actually enjoys Ladyhawke is a bona fide USDA-choice pussy!
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
Dispenses Good Good Cook Happiness Like
A Sorcery community? Do they have a Facebook page?
Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache.
She brooded and bit her rich lips: my soul began its first sink into her, deep, heady, lost; like drowning in a witches' brew, Keltic, sorcerous, starlike.
I never deal in transformations, for they are not honest, and no respectable sorceress likes to make things appear to be what they are not.