I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
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But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
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I wonder what the retirement age is in the novel business.
The day you die.
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Often stereotypically sandwiched between empty nest syndrome and retirement, rhinoplasty is actually a fluid phase that can occur before, after, or concurrently with any other life stage.
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I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
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There's no retirement for an artist,its your way of living so theres no end to it.