There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life.
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.
I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.
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It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.
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Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.
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There I go, Clara the parrot. I belong on a pirate's shoulder.