Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
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