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When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!
Family
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!” he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
ironic Funny
[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products!
motherhood Food
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Feature Mother New New Baby Singing
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
Baby Brand Brand New Congratulations Daughter
Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.
Against Baby Biological Blind Desperate
