At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Ambition Been Cook Ever Growing
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Good Good Idea Guess Had I
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Constant Dog Dogs Every Every Man
Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?
misfortune sombre-mood Humor
Napoleon made war like I make love—from a height of about 68 centimeters. (I wear platform shoes while I’m on my knees)
love napoleon war Funny
So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly rise and make them miserable.