It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Consists Damn Damn Fool Day Every
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.
You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never
thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I’m convinced it should be an Olympic sport.