Life insurance is a dying industry.
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When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going
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Forget it,” I said. “Opie could be bloodthirsty, rabid, radioactive, and selling life insurance and he’d still be preferable to listening to the two of you.
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Once your kids are grown and you know that you're completely healthy, consider canceling your life insurance policy.
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Remember kids, I have life insurance.
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I was the all-American face. You name it, honey - American Dairy Milk, Metropolitan Life insurance, McDonald's, Burger King. The Face That Didn't Matter - that's what I called my face.
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