I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers.
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!
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Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians.
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You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.
If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.
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