You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them.
Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?
I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.
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Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!
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You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)
Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?