Like world describers before me, those mapmakers in the seventeenth centure, I had laid down my first faintly drawn border. With that one tentative mark, my world expanded by a few freeing degrees.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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