I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
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I just hope I remember to tell my kids that they are as happy as I look in my old photographs. And I hope that they believe me.
When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.
Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It's so cute I'm going to cry!
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You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway