Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?"
"Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest."
"I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.
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When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen.
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But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?
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over protective? a butler in a grade- B movie? someones jewish mother? you got it
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In WASP families, if you don't get along with someone, you have as little to do with them as possible. In Jewish families, you move next door, to make them as miserable as possible.
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If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish