If there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples. - Japanese Proverb
I once asked an old Japanese man why Japan decided to team up with Germany during WWII, and do you know what he told me? Well, you would if you speak Japanese, which I don’t.
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It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while.
We have an assumption here in America that the kind thing to do is to be “friendly,” which means being extroverted, even intrusive. The Japanese assume the opposite: being kind means holding back.
A series of howls and war cries echoed through the camp....The werewolves and Japanese had attacked."
-pg.353 Forbidden Nights with a Vampire Kerrelyn Sparks
There are other ways to get back at your phone you know, if it's being naughty, you could simply make it communicate in Japanese,put it on silent, or even take away its battery privileges.