I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
I I Wish Just People Shut
Of course I loved you, you saved my life. I wish you hadn’t I wish you hadn’t I wish you’d left me alone.
I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right now and live in it forever.
Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.
That if desperate times call for desperate measures, then I'm free to act as desperately as I wish.