Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Sure it could get rough sometimes, but life wasn't a Hollywood movie. Shit happened. You fought, you screamed, and somehow you worked like hell to get out the other side still intact.
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This is a photograph of me as I wish I looked all the time. Then I might have a chance of getting in Hollywood.
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
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This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.
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