Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
Love consists of a commitment which limits one's freedom - it is a giving of the self, and to give oneself means just that: to limit one's freedom on behalf of another.
love p Freedom
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Around Half Half Way Lie Putting
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
humorous jace Funny
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Half I Know Less Like
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Before Chance Get Gets Halfway