My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.
When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I’ll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I’ll feel, she’ll be feeling older. Twelve years older.
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I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma."
"You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.
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Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said.
Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.
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my grandma has fake teeth but her smile is real