I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.
Your working assumption, when you meet a homophobe, should be that they are gay.
You're not gay, are you?"
Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.
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Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.
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Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.
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Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.