Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
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She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.
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The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
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Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday.
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The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.