I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan
Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.
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If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).
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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
In the forest, we boys were food.