Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.
I think that you are an uptight, pony-owning, trickle-down-economics-loving, Scotch-on-the-rocks-drinking, my-wife-better-take-my-last-name sexist jerk!
One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green
If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.
poor rich rules Economics
We have always known that heedless self interest was bad morals, we now know that it is bad economics.
The entire point of life is to find ways to get others to do your work for you. Don’t you know anything about basic economics?
The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.