Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
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I think that you are an uptight, pony-owning, trickle-down-economics-loving, Scotch-on-the-rocks-drinking, my-wife-better-take-my-last-name sexist jerk!
One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green
If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.
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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
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We have always known that heedless self interest was bad morals, we now know that it is bad economics.