I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Arrive Early I I Always Late
The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction.
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It's been my experience that you can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will.
My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
That I must love a loathed enemy.