Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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