You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily.
Radical Muslims fly planes into buildings. Radical Christians kill abortion doctors. Radical Atheists write books.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Dinners Doctor Four Having Intimate
Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!
Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.
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