You can edit crap, but you can't edit nothing.
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.
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My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.
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I was gonna be super pissed in the afterlife if I died a virgin in this crap hole.
Eve: She told me last!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
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