If you're reading this...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.
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Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
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I didn't tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.
Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.
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