When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
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How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Working men of all countries, unite!
The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.
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If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.