We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation -rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
semicolons writing Nothing
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Education Get Go Laid Library
I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.
life write Life
...the heterogeneous indistinguishable mass of college boys, interested only in love at first sight,...
All life lessons are not learned at college,'she thought. Life teaches them everywhere.