You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.
dexter inspirational Inspirational
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
Can’t clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don’t punk out. Make it count.
nash reaper tod Death
Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry.
humor paranormal Humor
It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.
life shit talking truth Life