The year 2000 came from heaven, and so did my new mullet.
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Oh, don't mind me," came an extremely sarcastic voice near the wall. “You two go ahead and make out–I'll just sit here and bleed quietly.
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
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We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
"I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?
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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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