After all, our lives are but a sequence of accidents - a clanking chain of chance events. A string of choices, casual or deliberate, which add up to that one big calamity we call life.
When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.
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They're called 'facts', and my role is to amplify those, not cheerlead. And I don't care at all what you think of my motives.
I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.
I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning the phone's still ringing.