Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Believed Breakfast I Impossible Many
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate.
If you’re a bird, be an early bird—
But if you’re a worm, sleep late.
life poem Humor