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How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!
christmas religion Religion
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Always Birthday Diplomat Her Man
My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
birthday dog dogs funny girlfriend
But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.
Humor
I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.
Evil
Death smells like birthday cake.
Death
