Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
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You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
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