Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.