If someone thinks that peace and love are just a cliche that must have been left behind in the 60s, that's a problem. Peace and love are eternal.
10. Both the North Tower and the South Tower collapsed just as their respective fires were dying down, even though this meant that the South Tower, which had been hit second, collapsed first.
I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.
The only man I’ve ever been attracted to, and he comes with a bloody contract, a flogger, and a whole world of issues.
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.