Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.
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I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was.
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A kiss on the beach when there is a full moon is the closest thing to heaven.
That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all over,' Sam said. 'But a cookie never hurts.
Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?
As I was driving down Beach Blvd., I saw a building that said, "Self Storage," and I thought, "I wonder if my ego could possibly fit in just one unit.
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