They took a baseball bat
and whacked open his head.
Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
he finally was dead.
Inside of his head
were no candy or prizes,
just a few stray beetles
of various sizes.
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
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