Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
jace sarcasm Imagination
...I came across a Haida saying that had etched itself into my memory banks: 'Joy is a well-made object, equaled only to the joy of making it.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
bankers humor Humor
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Clear Deposit Give Give Me God
Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy - the bankruptcy of a soul that expends too much in hope and expectation.
Disappointment Expectation Hope Much Sort
I am a forest, and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses.