You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
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I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? - Damon
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Most little girls in England grow up wanting to marry
a prince. Bex grew up wanting to kick James Bond's butt and assume his double-0 ranking.
Devotion to the truth is the hallmark of morality; there is no greater, nobler, more heroic form of devotion than the act of a man who assumes the responsibility of thinking.
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