An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
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Every anniversary was a victory, a middle finger to everyone who thought we wouldn't last.
It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.
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todays the first anniversary of the asteroid hitting the moon. A year ago i was sixteen years old, a sophomore in high school.
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.