Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
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I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs books to make it through the day.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
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